• Patrikvo
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      Two guys in a row boat. One to row, the second to keep his fingers on the holes.

  • Blade9732
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    Do it Russia, we dare you. This would provide a whole new avenue of fun for the Ukranians.

  • kreskin
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    I’m not sure they have enough tugboats to pull their navy around to make good on their threats there.

    Seriously though, fuck their threats and fuck them. We should reply with a threat to sink any boats that break cables. They know exactly what they are doing. And for every diplomat who gets Havana sydrome we should give it to 5 of theirs.

    I guess all of this can happen after Krasnov dies or get impeached, but it should happen.

    • phutatorius@lemmy.zip
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      Just keep in mind that if anything happens to Krasnov or Putin, the surviving one won’t be long for this world.

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    Maybe keep all the spy equipment off the ships then.

    Oh and stop destroying underwater cables.

    Fuckfaces.

  • Treczoks
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    But those ships are registered in random junk countries, so they are not Russian.

    On the other hand, if they get protection from Russian navy ships, they are clearly identified as Russian and therefore subject to embargo.

  • Inucune
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    Russian navy taking the term under-sea-boat too literally.