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smooth bois - honey it’s time to take your bread pill!
Smooth like my brain.
probably also delicious … like your brain?
“Is something wrong, honey? You haven’t touched your baguedildo at all.”
I’ll show myself out.
Runnerup:
Baseball bague-at.
They are clearly defective. Let me take them off your hands.
… guy who picks his butt requests bread from Satan’s maggoty asshole.
Yeah, that scans.
My username isn’t what I do. It’s more like abbreviated confucian wisdom.
Confucius say: He who has itchy bum, has stinky finger.
**gong goes off in the distance
I give them a 7/10
Jumbo breadsticks.
fell prey to the same blunder literally yesterday
Oh! Mercy!
*fans self*





