The old wive’s tale that a broom will stand on its own during the Spring Equinox proved true for me this AM. But will it also stand in August? I dont know because ive never tried.

My time has come

What the
My broom is still encased in ice.
What the witchery?!?


^ this guy brooms.
Eggs too apparently.

Get out Columbus
I actually used to stand brooms up when I was a kid working at Hardee’s. I’d get like 3 or 4 of them standing and then this pothead Joe and I would try to land dishrags on the handle like we were throwing a disc golf putter or something. Manager was not impressed
I have that same broom, but it’s to unevenly worn to stand up.
Just like your mom.
Ba dum tssssss.
:sigh: (high five) ✋
I don’t mean to brag, but my broom is only a week old. Dusts off shoulder
A broom is not an appropriate tool for dusting your body.
Depends how dusty you are.
If you will it, it is no dream, Dude.
I also have that same broom, what a broom

Look at you go! Go, man, go!
Holy shit it’s working
I didn’t think it would, my broom is slanted.
But it does stand






