If you like this joke then consider reading Darths & Droids, it’s a webcomic that takes every scene from the star wars movies and captions them like they’re a game of d&d
It gets to this scene pretty quickly
Jar Jar you are a genius!
Shit, I got to read that whole thing again.
So, Jedi are like Cheddar Monks?
“I’ve run Call of Cthulhu with less ghastly-sounding monsters”
Pound a stake in the ground and wait 10 minutes for a dozer operator to knock it over
Bury some fiber optic in the ground and wait for an excavator to come dig it up.
You’re the guys that rolled a Nat 1, didn’t you?
That’s just IT in a nutshell for me. If you have buried wire, someone will dig it up.
Rolls 1
Boom. Finds a sith lord.
Sure, but if you roll another 1 your character dies forever.
