PEARSALL, TX—Explaining that it was hard not to feel inferior given their job responsibilities, ICE agent Marcus Snell admitted to reporters Thursday that he was jealous of his police officer friend who gets to kill actual Americans. “Contributing to the deaths of Central American refugees is fun and all, but Jerry…
  • @[email protected]English
    23•1 year ago

    Contributing to the deaths of Central American refugees is fun and all

    I actually laughed out loud.

  • @AlexstarfireEnglish
    10•1 year ago

    I know itva from the Onion but I’m still not sure if it’s real or not. Sounds too real.

  • @EheranEnglish
    2•1 year ago

    What did I just read?

      • @EheranEnglish
        1•1 year ago

        Ha, okay, I was honestly not sure if it is satire it not, given the other crap I sometimes get to read.

    • @arinEnglish
      2•1 year ago

      Onion stuff that may not be onion because it’s too close to reality