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    4 months ago

    Until you say yeah. Then she says she great, can you make mine with ketchup on the side.

    Thats when love thrives, knowing you found a girl with the audacity.

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      4 months ago

      I’m pretty sure combining ketchup and cheese might get you institutionalized in France

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        4 months ago

        I gotta have ketchup with my grilled cheese

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        Hmm, but the various tomato sauces are almost always paired with cheeses in italian cooking. Is france really so far behind?

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          4 months ago

          Ketchup is more like a tomato jam than a sauce.

          But also I’m overstaying things quite a bit.

          But there’s no ketchup on a cheese board in France, that I can tell you.

    • JollyBrancher@sh.itjust.works
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      And here I am saying they’re a freak when they don’t want me to give 'em that ketchup on the side after I already did mine. Makes me feel like that’s gotta give a dry mouth.

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    I was dating a girl once and we were sitting watching My Hero Academia (one of her favorite shows back in … ~2011?) and she looks me dead in the eyes and goes: “Do you want to get boneless wings?”

    And I’m like: “??? Is that code? It’s like 9:20 PM”

    She goes: “No, I want wings”

    So I look up the closest wings place, 15 minute drive, they close at 10:00.

    We get there, order like six different flavors, get back, right back to the anime and she goes:

    “Hell yeah, wings”.

    It turns out she had ADHD and that’s just totally normal behavior with that condition

    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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      Wait…do I make double-entendres all the time without knowing it? Am I just going around, doing mating calls on everyone?

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      4 months ago

      Yeah I have adhd and occasionally have to interrupt TV with my wife for a beer or food run. She puts up with it because beer.

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      Man don’t you think that adhd is just psycho bollocks? What you proved here is nothing more other that your girlfriend was just hungry

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    Why do they always frame with as you wanting it when its them beings the one that want it? My mother does the exact same.

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      I figured the thought would be better articulated: “I am gonna make some cheese toast for myself. Do you want some while I’m at it?”

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        4 months ago

        Yeah, but if you say they dont actually end up doing it for themselves

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          Hunger is the best flavouring, company is the second best.

          If you’re not actually hungry and not eating together, snacking isn’t always worth it.

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            4 months ago

            Yeah, often it’s a “I could go for [thing], but not enough to get up, but if wife wants it too that’ll be enough to get me up”

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    4 months ago

    Thank you for reminding me I have decent bread, American cheese, and mayo in my fridge. I’m excited.