• @DontTreadOnBigfoot
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    421 year ago

    Or in my bonehead dog’s case:

    “A terrible murderer disguised as my owner is breaking into my house with a key, just like he does at 5:30 every day!”

    • Dharma Curious
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      101 year ago

      My mom’s dog:

      A vicious psycho killer has entered the room, pretending to be u/DharmaCurious! He’s even mimicked his scent perfectly! Mama, Mama wake up, you’re in danger! … now feed me, imposter!

  • QubaXR
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    61 year ago

    Oldie but goldie