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FiveMacs@lemmy.ca to Memes@lemmy.ml · 3 years ago

Throat Waffles

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Throat Waffles

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FiveMacs@lemmy.ca to Memes@lemmy.ml · 3 years ago
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  • Coldgorondeleted by creator
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    Inflation is killing the dick waffle market.

    • FiveMacs@lemmy.caOP
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      Don’t you want inflated dick waffles though?

  • LinkOpensChest.wav@lemmy.one
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    Best $575.99 I’ve ever spent

    • SolidGrue
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      There’s a similar model.for $480. Just sayin’…

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        (Hyacinth Bucket voice) Richard, I’ll not have the neighbors see us eating lower middle-class penis waffles.

    • Tylerdurdon
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      I mean…you’ve really got to be serious about your penis waffles or penis waffles jokes. If I’m spending that much, it better have a theme song and maybe even a dance.

      • FiveMacs@lemmy.caOP
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        dear penis

    • PopcornPrincess
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      You can’t put a price on your hap-penis!

  • BlinkerFluid@lemmy.one
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    Why is it industrial, lmao?

    I could imagine a shitty hello-kitty level iron with dicks on the plate, but like… is this for a restaurant?

    • MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz
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      You know how some cultures have fertility-carnivals/festivals/worship stuff? Like you can find pics of people buying penis-everything’s during these events.

      There is definitely a market for this.

    • Gork@lemm.ee
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      When you need an industrial quantity of dicks you need this.

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    I thought “what a cute novelty” until I saw the price

    • troybot [he/him]@midwest.social
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      Yeah at that price it becomes an investment. Need to put together a business proposal to get approved for a bank loan.

      • FiveMacs@lemmy.caOP
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        Already been done in Toronto.

        https://www.blogto.com/eat_drink/2021/08/members-only-waffle-house-toronto/

    • RickAllensLeftArm
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      Lady bits are a little cheaper.

      • boeman
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        The twat waffle

  • deegeese@sopuli.xyzBanned from community
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    This Christmas I’m giving OP’s mom a waffle iron.

  • Potato_in_my_anus@lemmy.ml
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    That’s great they have a payment plan… I want 2, please.

  • gigachad@feddit.de
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    Imagine making a payment plan of $40 per month over 1.5 years for a penis waffle maker

    • Baphomet_The_Blasphemer
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      I know, right… that’s why I just got this less expensive model and only paid $21.45 a month for 1 year.

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  • Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca
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    Slathered in greasy butter, and just dripping with sticky maple syrup strait from Quebec.

  • June@lemm.ee
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    Pretty god price for the opportunity to stick 4 hot penises in my mouth every morning.

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    LIES! It’s only $227

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    deleted by creator

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  • Custoslibera
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    How can there possibly be enough demand for commercial production of a product like this?

    Do gay day clubs serve a buffet breakfast?

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    Anyone else notice that we have good, actual memes for most of the day and then the garbage posts start during a specific time frame?

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      Yes, I noticed it was that time so here we are.

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