• Atropos
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      With the exceptional leadership and experience RFK has, I’m POSITIVE that our response to another pandemic will be measured, expedient, and effective. I’ve already prepared my reserves of therapeutic racoon penis!!

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      That’s if it’s not already spreading here without being discovered. You know, because of the long incubation period, potentially mild symptoms at first, obstinate culture, and intentional destruction of our social health emergency preparedness and response programs on the federal and state levels.

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        It starts out with vague cold-like symptoms, then goes to vomiting, diarrhea, then the bleeding from everywhere starts…

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          And still randomly massive bleeding won’t be enough for the Covid anti-masker types who would literally lose their sense of smell and taste and still say Covid doesn’t exist and it’s just a cold or regular flu.

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    I swear I’m having flashbacks of late 2019-early 2020

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    Thanks Elon. Though it ain’t helping that the superstitious idiots actually living through the dying keep ducking things up by ignoring health measures and burning down said centers.