We’re currently flooded the grass is underwater.

  • Angel
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    2 years ago

    Get your scuba diving gear out, bucko.

    • pnelegoOP
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      2 years ago

      Well a blizzard came and the water froze. Now what?

  • AerM
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    2 years ago

    What I do is just order some fake grass from amazon, then wait a few days. Then just put it next to your desk. Problem solved…

    and if you’re satan. turn it into a mouse pad. Then you can always touch grass!

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      2 years ago

      Does it count if i touch a plant in general?

  • fossilesque@mander.xyz
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    2 years ago

    Amazon has scuba gear. You can always sit inside until it arrives. Choose the snail mail option.

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      2 years ago

      The new plan is to grow a patch of grass next to me desk. and then when someone tells me to touch grass, I simply reach over and pet it.