Poor thing just wanted to be alone, now it’s the centre of attention

I wonder if this is common

Damn, blackholes are really screwing with us, aren’t they. There’s a singularity, there isn’t, its a white hole, they help cause galactic spin, oh looks like they don’t, the universe is inside one, now they’re older than galaxies and that messes the entire timeline we got going up.

Black hole: “I was here first.”

Galaxy: “Nuh uh.”