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phegs$ claude ❯ Claude, wtf! You told me we should bomb Iran! It didn't work! * wrangling You're right to push back. That's on me. Would you like me to draft a plan to bomb a similar country?Hey now, it definitely absolutely definitively was not a war. So it’s impossible to lose it, right?
Losers lose. No one really notices how much they lose and how big a loser they are until they are in the spot light.
If they want to be successful at doing the thing that’s in their name, they just need to add one word: “department of war crimes”
To be fair, Trump has announced this war is finished 38 times already. So he’s lost 38 wars.
Pete Hegseth is the biggest loser in the world. He took the largest military in the world, and than lost against a couple of mullahs in funny hats.
Fact check: TRUE ✅
Also
That’s a a handy list to start with in 2029, possibly earlier.
So in truth, he lost to their Ministry of Silly Hats?
He didn’t name it the department of winning wars. Checkmate libs.
Hegseth drinks his own piss
… But only because it’s 80 proof
its the department of pickled punkass petey
It’s the DoD unless changed by an act of Congress no matter how much the tiny dick drunkard wants it to be otherwise.
The DoW… The DoW is at 300 billion dollars…
When a non-serious person is acting serious, they just look angry. Pete would have benefitted more from acting lessons than a whitehouse make-up chair.
Right? Looks like he is struggling to take a shit in that pic
You would think that would be easy for him, considering he is full of it.
Nah, if shitting were easy for him then he wouldn’t be full of it anymore.
Poor luck Pete
Listen, you guys, if you could see him do a keg-stand, you’d totally realize how cool he is. /s
