• 𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬
    73•1 year ago

    Got the joke, but technically it’s more like grandma.jpg with extreme compression, because ZIP is lossless and you could restore the grandma but with JPG the grandma is lost forever.

    • UnhingedFridgeEnglish
      16•1 year ago

      Grandma.jar, because now she can be used in your next few cups of Java.

      Used to be Grandma.iso before she got burnt.

    • @Ddhuud
      2•1 year ago

      Yes, og gran is lost forever, but this version of her speaks less, keeps quiet when you’re talking and it’s far less racist.

  • idunnololz
    21•1 year ago

    What a shitty compression algorithm. You can’t get your original data back. It’s not even just lossy since you lose everything you compress.

    • idunnololz
      9•1 year ago

      Here I can write a compression algorithm that’s even better than this one:

      fun compress(yourSht: String) = "69"
  • @thorbot
    19•1 year ago

    By this logic I can lay out the ashes and reconstruct grandma! BRB gonna go rebuild nanna

  • darcy
    10•1 year ago

    more like an irreversible hashed version grandma.sha

  • chillbo_baggins
    4•1 year ago

    You have to split people into several library files if you want to be able to decompress them

    Make grandma.r00 grandma.r01 grandma.r02 …

  • @Ddhuud
    4•1 year ago

    We’re mostly water, so most of her is now literally in the sky.