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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

I'm pretty sure that's prohibited in most places...

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I'm pretty sure that's prohibited in most places...

The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago
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  • Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    So if my dog gets little dog booties, she can smoke in the building? Seems a bit extreme but ok

    • justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      then you can smoke your dog

      • YaDownWitCPP
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        Low and slow, that’s the trick!

        • hansolo@lemmy.today
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          The booties lock in the flavor!

  • stringere@sh.itjust.works
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    Where else am I gonna smoke my barefoot pets?

    • BillyClark@piefed.social
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      Obviously in the smoker.

    • ceenote
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      Outside.

      • stringere@sh.itjust.works
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        Fuck that! Secondhand barefoot pet smoke is a myth!

  • Krelis_@sh.itjust.works
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    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot
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      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etuKrycL3Y8

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    Being serious for a moment. Why would barefoot be prohibited?

    • Aneb
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      No shoes, no shirt, no service

      • Kwdg@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Ah I assumed it was a residential building

    • BradleyUffner
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      That’s how you end up with a hippie infestation.

      Seriously though, it’s probably a safety and insurance thing.

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      It’s gross, a lot of people consider it straight up unsanitary. Aside from allowing your skin to be as dirty as the bottom of a shoe the chance that you harm yourself by cutting or damaging your foot on their property is way higher, most places aren’t baby proofed for people who want to go shoeless

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        Baby proofed for not using shoes in your house. My fucking sides

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    How about vaping pets with sandals and socks. Is that okay?

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    Usually when I want to bring my barefoot smoking dog with me I just say they’re no sign I can’t bring him, but we’d be so screwed here

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    Does this cover smoke coming from my pet, me smoking my pet (as in cooking it), me smoking my pet (as in inhaling it), or me smoking my pet (as in killing it)?

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      No this only prohobits having pets that smoke cigarettes etc. while they are not wearing any socks or shoes.

    • PuddleOfKittens@sh.itjust.works
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      Yes.

  • Cherry@piefed.social
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    So many questions.

    Is this a person smoking bare foot pets? Bare footed Pets smoking…cigs or smoking from heat? And doing this whilst building? Like building a wall or in a building.

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    Frank the Pug in shambles.

  • troglodytis
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    Shoes on your scoobie doobie

    • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksM
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      Snoochie poochies

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    But it’s permitted to smoke them if they are wearing shoes? Or if I take them outside? Hmmm.

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    Does this include grilling?

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    Tarantino disapproves.

  • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today
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    Smoking pets with bear feet, on the other hand…

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    takes a long drag well hell my name is Johnny swishtail and you ain’t about to tell me where a cool cat can get a pint of milk throws flip flops try and mrrucking stop me

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