• @[email protected]
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    561 year ago

    Pick my kid up from daycare. She’s got a quarter strip of bacon. Holds it up to my mouth and when I go to bite shoves the whole thing into her mouth. You had a long run, I was struck down before she could form a burn into words.

    • @DocBlaze
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      1 year ago

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  • @asteriskeverything
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    1 year ago

    Dude there are four comments on this post so far and only one of them sounds like they read it, or maybe got the point of it? Maybe it’s just how I’m reading it idk lol

    Oh yeah so what I really wanted to say was that I now want to steal this phrase because I did always sort of hate the “swear on something” thing and dad’s sardines are cute substitute. I’ll take suggestions for others though lol

  • @Cruxifux
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    81 year ago

    Hahahahaha kids are so funny