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Parasite cyclospora spreads through produce and water contaminated with feces and causes the intestinal illness cyclosporiasis
The US Centers for Disease Prevention has been working to find the source of a parasitic illness that causes “explosive”, watery diarrhea, with more than 400 cases of the sickness reported across 18 states.
The parasite, cyclospora, spreads through raw produce and water contaminated with human feces – and it causes the intestinal illness cyclosporiasis, whose symptoms include cramps, nausea, fatigue, loss of appetite, low-grade fever and vomiting. The most commonly reported symptom is “watery diarrhea with frequent and sometimes explosive bowel movements”, according to the CDC.
There were 145 cases of cyclosporiasis reported across 17 states between 1 May and 16 June, the CDC said. Of those cases, 20 resulted in hospitalization.
Are Trump and Musk finally being investigated?

Pre-Trump and Pre-DOGE, this headline would have read:
CDC prevents parasite that would have caused cases of ‘explosive’ diarrhea in all 50 US states
but we live in the shitty timeline
Literally
Yeah it’s too on-the-nose
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New York, Texas, Illinois and Michigan have been the hardest hit. Other states with reported cases include Alaska, Colorado, Connecticut, Florida, Georgia, Louisiana, Massachusetts, New Jersey, North Carolina, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Tennessee, Virginia and Wisconsin.
😮💨 I’m safe for now. And contemplating living like a medieval English peasant (boiling/broiling the fuck out of everything because it’s unsafe to eat).
Oh dear. Happy 250th, y’all ☹️
Anyone who’s had explosive diarrhea would not put explosive in quotes. The description is apt.
Same for projectile vomiting. Side note: don’t use iron dissolving tablets as a mixer for spiced rum, even in a hurricane.
The Autists have cast our die Monsieur RFK Jr. how will you respond to our gambit?
Probably by eating something rotten
Some of my favorite foods are the product of controlled spoilage.
Even so, I wouldn’t eat any of the revolting crap that RFKJ sticks in his gob.






