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TIEPilot to Dad JokesEnglish · 11 days ago

Absolutely nothing.

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Absolutely nothing.

TIEPilot to Dad JokesEnglish · 11 days ago
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    So absolutely nothing is a palindrome?

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      racecar

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        Arizona. It’s a palomino.

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          I love horses, yet I’m terrified by them.

          *I used to be a helper teaching highly autistic kids to “ride” horses. Awesome moments, but horses can be dicks when they smell you’re afraid of them.

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        Yo, Banana Boy!

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    A fitting message for these troubled times.

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      Would you like an egg?

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