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Remy Rose@piefed.social to The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 1 month ago

I wish all vents in real life were as big as the ones in games/tv, just enough to crawl through

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I wish all vents in real life were as big as the ones in games/tv, just enough to crawl through

Remy Rose@piefed.social to The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 1 month ago
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    deleted by creator

    • WaxiestSteam69
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      Came here to say this. In the first Mission Impossible movie the ducts were cleaner than a surgical suite.

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      Don’t forget all the sharp cut edges that are bent inwards and screws that go inwards where pieces are connected!

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      I think since I foolishly neglected to specifiy, that’d be entirely up to whatever the worst option is lol

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    Granted. You have somebody crawling through your vents now.

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    Granted, all vents are now the size that they appear to be on a 29" tv

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    Granted. All humans now shrink to an average size that fits in the smallest air vents.

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    Wish granted. You are now caked-up as a tiramisu and can’t fit.

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      Omg! This went way better than could possibly have been expected haha

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