He’s suffering from rigor tortoise.
If you came up with that, wow, well done!
I wish. But it made me laugh.
McConnell is a Schrödinger zombie. He is neither dead or alive unless someone gets video of him.
This requires a functional brain.
Abby?
Woah, that fits him surprisingly well
You mean the shirt? I agree, no Dalek can go wrong with deep blue.
(Oh, Im blind it’s captain Pike, nevermind)
RoboGOP
RoboCunt.
RoboSen(ile Senator)
I wouldn’t put it past then to have fine tuned an LLM on his speech records and then claim it’s him
Yeah, pretend he has a locked in thing and can only speak with “brain waves”
That wild make an excellent sci-fi horror plot
Though it’s not sci-fi anymore
And the character actually does have locked in syndrome and can understand exactly what is happening…
More like Darth Vader. Or maybe just his head in a jar.
Yeah, RoboCop deserves more respect than this.
Stop making fun of dead people
Yah, dry wit isn’t going to track well on Lemmy.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no. The rat bastard has it coming, and deserves not even a shred of empathy.
Charlie Kirk hasn’t said anything bad in months and it’s fantastic
Never. This is one of like three people that I’d defile their corpse if I could.
Fuck Mitch McConnell.
Fuck Mitch McConnell
Well, that’s one way to defile his corpse.
He’s right guys we should also stop saying anything bad about Reagan either. /s
Don’t dare insult Hitler or Stalin or Mao. Only praise! /s
y’know, I was gonna try to argue against this, but then I realized that my argument rested on the assertion that dying is not a morally positive action, and in this case that’s actually a tough point to make. so you’re right, instead of making fun of Mr. McConnell, I congratulate him on the first decent thing he’s ever done. good job, Mitch, I hope all your friends learn from your example
Anyone who has tracked his policies and politics for the 45 years he’s been in office and has a hint of leftism would be celebrating his death. No sympathy for monstrously terrible human beings like him and Trump. Stop treating death as making a person this sacred thing you cannot criticize or belittle. It’s not magical.
I grew up watching. Before flooding the zone, before Trump. Every week it was some bullshit attached to Mitch McConnell. I see his shit eating grin in my sleep. A frozen moment from one of his rallies. Not the only place he flashed it but it was the moment I knew I hated him.
I hope RGB gets a day-pass to hell so she can help torture this shit bag.
Ding dong, Mitch is dead? Which old Mitch? Turtle Mitch! Ding dong that fucker Mitch is dead!
Sing it high, sing it low, Drape his corpse upon a pole, Ding dong racist Mitch is dead!
I sang this essentially verbatim the other day while walking my dog, including the turtle part.
Great minds think alike!
I’m gonna updoot you because you didn’t deny it.
Maybe I’m reading too much into your comment, but I think the subtext has a contradiction that makes it seem like you weren’t serious.
Yeah, I think a /s would have made that clearer. Lemmy doesn’t always get me.
Is he? I thought he was waiting until August 1 to die.
How about dead turtles?
yeah, it’s not nice. Alex Murphy had a family who loved him
Life must be hard if this gets you upset
