This is a fake tweet made for the memes, this is not real
This is a fake tweet made for the memes, this is not real
of course it is, it doesn’t make sense. they should celebrate his death by big orgy, not going offline…
meet you by the lube waterfall
Is the viscosity of water based lube too thick to use in a chocolate fountain? I think that would be a fun feature at a circle jerk/orgy.
It’s much thinner than chocolate, or at least it should be
Is a chocolate fountain really just melted chocolate or like chocolate syrup. I honestly don’t know, I’ve never actually used one.
It’s melted chocolate but if you use cheap chocolate that’s low in cocoa butter, you have to add oil, otherwise it gums up the fountain.
Dear liberals,
You say waterfall but it’s made of lube, curious.
Diddy did it first
It’s still how I found out Lindsey Graham died, so you got that going for you at least…
lol 420 comments, 69 (nice!) thousand likes, it’s the little details
The real lesson here is that somewhere out there on a server in the cloud, it’s virtually 100% guaranteed that there’s at least one digital photograph of Lindsey Graham’s genitals. God help us all.
only his paid escorts know.
