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Should’ve called him Dexter
Those berries never stood a chance
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That is a very big hole for the amount of splatter that occurs.
He’s very careful not to splatter that way.
In case anyone still doubted that birds are modern day dinosaurs.
It’s like when I give my dog a hardboiled egg and either he swallows it on one gulp or I find bits of yolk all over the house.
or they keep it in their mouth and find some safe place to destroy it and leave bits everywhere
That’s exactly what he does.
Usually he sheepishly accepts with a soft jaw and walks over to his spot under the kitchen table where he’ll lick it and savor it for a bit before he chomps down and eats the whole thing, and he’s usually pretty good about cleaning up after himself.
But sometimes he takes it to-go, and starts chewing while he walks away.
That’s when there’s trouble. He’s not very good at walking and chewing eggs at the same time.
Dogs are the best.
There was a good long while when he’d try to take a drink of water from his bowl to-go, too. I dunno how he did it. I didn’t think dogs were capable. But he’d just like get a slosh of water and hold it in his mouth and just let it leak out as he giddily pranced about the kitchen.
Dogs are the best.
This is how the stray I took in let me know she preferred eating outside. She picked up her bowl in her teeth and left a trail of beef chunks across the house, carrying the bowl outside to her preferred spot. We’ve agreed on eating outside when it’s nice and inside when it’s wet.
I imagine he plays Huey Lewis and the News while doing this?
Well Clarice. Have the berries stopped screaming yet?
I like that you outlined the doorway for us.
lol I didn’t notice that. Kind of weird.
I bet there’s a second phase too!
Part of me wants to see a bird like souls boss, bit seeing how they made the bird like minor enemies in Elden Ring, I might actually rage quit a full on bird souls like boss xD
Seeing this really gives you an idea of why berries evolved to have their seeds spread all around.
My favorite berry evolution trick is the mistletoe, where the berries make the poop sticky, so the birds will have to wipe their butts against tree trunks, and that’s where the next one will grow.
That’s amazing, thanks for sharing!
You need a pulled apart Barbie doll in there.
Bruce consumes in the flesh dome
