If elden ring was in first person, this is what you would see when entering the Ohio area.
Ahh… Tarnished are we? Come to the Lands Between for the Anal Bleed?
Silent hill 2026. Bags of taylor farms lettuce amble through the streets
They spew and scream at you.
You are finally Home.
Gonna have that sphincter whistling like a tea kettle.
Two girls, one cup.
And the cup overfloweth.
both ends will be exploding.
We have achieved the techno dystopia we’ve always dreamed of. Smog everywhere and food that makes you shit yourself until you die.
This must’ve been from the recent wildfires. That smoke reached us here but it looks like this person may actually be in canada
It said on Sunday that it had re-reviewed the sample and reported the false-positive to Taylor Farms, adding it “continues working with the firm to ensure product implicated in this outbreak has been removed from the market”.
The latest update means the exact source of the parasite is still not known.
“We have re-reviewed the campaign contributions of Taylor Farms and determined that it wasn’t them”
Taylor farms pays republicans 4 million dollars since 2020.
Republicans purge the FDA of actual scientists and autistic people replacing them with corrupt yes men.
Taylor farms gives people parasites. Taco bell identifies it and removes taylor farm products from their food. FDA covers it up by saying "we did one test and it said the salad was fine. "
A post blaming Taylor Farms mexico for it, goes viral on X and the FDA and Dept of Health both start directing people to the X post.
More like shart girl summer.
Iygiygi
Holy mackle! Where in the world in this? Get out?
It’s probably a somewhere near the Canadian wildfires.
The Smoke Belt
Looks like 30th st station in philly.
Oh we’re doing a summer time slip and slide, eh?
