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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 day ago

Modern problems require modern solutions

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Modern problems require modern solutions

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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 day ago
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  • Abyssian
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    19 hours ago

    You kidding? That’s brilliant. Thinking outside the boîte.

    • eldavi@lemmy.ml
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      18 hours ago

      i came here to say something like this. we’re practically twins! lol

      • Abyssian
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        Oh no, I’m so sorry for you. :/

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    22 hours ago

    DevOps just want to make sure that you covered this use case

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    • Agent641
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      “Guess hoo, motherfucker!”

  • Anna@lemmy.ml
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    21 hours ago

    I mean if the system just created inc it’ll be ignored but duo bird will hunt you down if you don’t complete the lesson

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    Look, an alert is an alert…

    • Whostosay@sh.itjust.works
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      Une alerte est une alerte*

      • some_kind_of_guy
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        Ceci n’est pas une alerte

  • saltnotsugar
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    Security: Ehhhh…secure enough.

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      At least tell me you’re using mTLS.

      • saltnotsugar
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        Yeah I TLS. Take Legendary Shits!

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    If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid. (OK, but it is stupid)

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