Because this whole entire everything is smoke and mirrors for the hottest album of this century…

“Its dismissal today does not erase the abuse of government power in arresting and charging a patriotic American who did nothing wrong. The government’s approach was ready, fire, aim. The administration owes Mr. Hearn an apology,” the lawyers said.

No they owe him a hefty amount of compensation. If they can pay a cartoon villain $15mil to poorly renovate the pool, they can compensate the guy they tried to jail for touching it.

They’ll find another way to charge them. It’s always another door with this administration.