10:30 the other night, I go out in my yard and there’s the Wurster kid, looking up in the tree! I say “What are you looking for?” And he says “I’m looking for my burrow owl!”

Jumpin’ Jesus on a pogo stick! Everybody knows the burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the h*ll do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway!?

I like you Stuart.