“Hear me out. We put our product next to 4 people making ‘eww’ faces. And talk about inhaling gas.”
Board room erupts in applause
literally what happened
So you were just inhaling solids then huh…
totally not detrimental to your health!
At least they weren’t trying the old “Doctors prefer our brand because it’s smoother and less harsh.”
I remember being a teen, and getting an exam from a doctor who had a lit cigarette hanging from his lips the entire time. It was the 70s, but even then I thought that was absurd.
I wonder if the association to gasoline or even potential for confusion with gasoline is deliberate here
It has to be. The general concept of “gas“ doesn’t have a particular smell, but gasoline does.
they thought it sounded cooler than it really is
It was cool you nerd. Times change 🤷♂️
The amount of snark and lack of context these 20 year olds come out with over something now dumb 60 years later is absurd 🤣
straight up rolled tobacco is cool, regular fags are not cool.
I assume it was
/s?
I just say it’s hard to follow the text. It’s more confusing than anything else.
It’s marketing copy for cigarettes. It can’t make sense, or it would have to say “Don’t buy this, it will definitely kill you.”
I blame it partly on English being what it is.
It is badly written though. I’m not even sure at the end who’s got the good gas
It’d be even better if these were the cigs with asbestos filters
they might be
Taste like leaded gas with 98 octane rating
Unleaded tastes tangy, supreme is sour, and diesel is pretty good.
the best kind
More like gaslighting
yup





