She’s rather dry for someone who dunked their head in and grabbed an apple

See, in the ye olden days, people did not have the ability to get a dopamine hit by opening up their pocket demon. They had to make up activities with what they had around them.

This was before climate change had really got going. So back then they these things called “Apple Trees” and on those one could find “Apples.” Back in the before times they also had “water” which was like Brawndo (It’s what plants crave!) and for entertainment they would take this “water” and these “apples” and they would try to catch them like Pokemon using only their teeth! And that would give them a small dopamine hit and also signal their willingness to breed to other members of the species.

Never understood the whole bobbing for apples thing

You put apples in water in a big boll. The people to get them out using their teeth only. It’s really quite simple. Now what might not know you is that older teens in some place play with a set of rules that are like Truth or Dare. It can get pretty wild!

Look at the picture again.

I don’t get it.

I did it once when I was a kid. It was pretty fun. As an adult, it grosses me out a little bit having everyone’s head in there