It’s not that I don’t believe Zuck would do that. It’s that I don’t believe that Musk wouldn’t come up with something just as depraved.
Yeah I’d reverse them tbh
Nobody has done more for Zuckerberg’s rep than musk
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I feel like Zuck would either earnestly show up with a pair of his headsets to hang out in the metaverse because he’s actually that lame or would order a snow leopard cub for them to kill and eat together, no in between
Idk Zuck feels the type to want the leopard to be an adult so he can do gladiatorial combat. Total weirdo Rome nerd (ok all rome nerds are weirdos)
Everyone’s going to laugh at this meme until the text turns out to not be photoshopped at all.
Even then it would need a little more than the muskrats word to convince me that it’s not just something he made up lol
Please, Musk would have suggested spit roasting one of his female employees or something.
It’s definitely fake. In the real version Elon didn’t want to play paintball against Zuck, he instead got a bunch of school children to run around. “Moving targets are more fun!”
Jetpack paintball does sound dope though. Too bad it costs several years of salary.
So does beating a man to death, apparently.
Near death, they’re not monsters!
Yeah, he still needs to show up tomorrow
If only there were a way to somehow rid ourselves of the cost of this activity instantaneously.
You mean stealing? Or engineering a new one yourself? Or what?
this has the same energy as one of those “George Lucas was just filming the whole time” posts
When John McAffee would be still alive, he’d kick both asses. Not his fault that the losers forgot to bring a gun.
My favorite deranged billionaire
Reminds me of one my favourite Parks and Rec jokes. “I think that guy wants to hunt me!”