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Godric to Lemmy Shitpost · 4 days ago

I've bought seven of them

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I've bought seven of them

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  • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Just wait until you learn about mindless self indulgence

  • MilitantAtheist
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    That’s hardly a piss. Sophia Urista has entered the chat.

  • itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml
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    Remember when she sang the National Anthem at the NBA All Star Game? LMAO https://youtu.be/CMA2iF6RuXk?is=O_Hli1B-NIHnn5d1

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    YO. I knew a guy in the university improv group (which was actually good) that won a Freshmen talent competition by pissing himself on stage. In like 1999. I tried to do it myself once - harder than it looks unless you’re literally about to explode.

    Fergie is 100% ripping off that dude.

    • toynbee
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      Lil Dicky, too.

    • Gordon Calhoun
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      Irrigate, irritate, litigate!

      • GreenShimada
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        What Fergie should have done before the show:

        Dehydrate! Dehydrate! Dehydrate!

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  • Dr. Bob@lemmy.ca
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    Can I get a matching Paula Radcliffe pooping plate?

    • GreenShimada
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      First time I went to a marathon to cheer on a friend, within about 5 minutes I saw an old dude with a shit stream running down each leg.

      It’s more common than one assumes.

      • toynbee
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        George Carlin had a skit about “things you never see.” One was “taking a shit while running at full speed.”

        CKY apparently saw this skit and took it as a challenge. I can’t find a direct clip of it since apparently YouTube doesn’t like my VPN today, but here’s a Vice article about it. It has what is supposedly a YouTube clip of it embedded. (Warning: Gross.)

        IIRC, he does indeed perform the stunt, taking a laxative then going running in his underwear. Someone sees this and calls the police, who arrest him - underpants, feces-covered legs and all.

      • Hanrahan@slrpnk.net
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        yeah, Guardian did an article recently

        https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2026/sep/18/hyrox-joanna-wietrzyk-history-of-athletes-pooing-mid-race-why-and-how

        and any number of search results

        https://duckduckgo.com/?t=fpas&q=marathon+runner+poop+pants&ia=web

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        If i attempted a marathon i wouldn’t shit myself.

        My body would fail me and i would fall over dead after 10 minutes of running

        And then i would shit myself, but posthumous doesn’t count

      • Dr. Bob@lemmy.ca
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        Absolutely a known issue for runners.

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      She needs to up her game: do it indoors on mats that her fellow competitors will need to use for pushups.

    • Gates9@sh.itjust.works
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      Fuck beans and moths and all that nonsense. Everyone post photos of celebrities and athletes pissing and shitting themselves! It’s good fun, we’ll ’ave a laugh!

      • Dr. Bob@lemmy.ca
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        Well George Bush Sr puking on the Japanese prime minister would make a nice 3rd piece.

    • jobbies@lemmy.zip
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      Get a Gary Linekar one for the unholy trifecta

    • GodricOP
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      It’s a chocolate brownie preparation dish, but yes!

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    hear me out…

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    Wow, Gen X and the early Millennials are really aging!

    • IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works
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      You shut the fuck up. I’m still young dammnit. Pay no attention to the greying hair and sore joints.

      • Ariselas@piefed.ca
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        dude, I haven’t rolled a joint in a decade.

        • GrayBackgroundMusic@lemmy.zip
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          I rolled my ankle last week. Still not feeling great.

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    On a scale of 1-10 how freaky is it to lick a plate clean if this is the plate?

    • daannii
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      If you only lick the middle area. Maybe a 6. If you lick the whole thing. Maybe a 3.

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    Leave Fergie alone

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      Feeling Fergapissious?

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      I think that was Britney

  • Ariselas@piefed.ca
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    There is a video out there of Gene Simmons letting it all go on stage, props to him for finishing the song.

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