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    3 days ago

    A caravan of trans immigrants! Many caravans! They’ll eat your… car keys! BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!

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      A caravan Trans Am of trans vampire immigrants from transylvania transferring via trans Atlantic transportation!

      Cars filled with blahaj like you’ve never seen!

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        *Filled with blahaj, monster energy cans, and the bones of rotisserie chickens

        Penises and vaginas just willy niily! You’ll have no idea what their genitals look like when you see them! You’ll be catching stray winks and smiles, and you won’t know if it’s gay or straight when they give you the tingles!

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    Right now even “economic anxiety” isn’t even working as effectively this time.

  • Jhex
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    what about the orange plague? that is the world’s boogeyman right now

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      Seriously, I was just thinking about how easy it would be for Republican candidates to lie about not supporting Trump anymore to instantly boost their chances.

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        they are starting to do that but it’s too late