• @tuck182
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    851 year ago

    If Joe Biden is reelected in 2024 he will be 86 at the end of his second term.

    Last week Trump, who is 77, was mentioned in […]

    Curious that the author can’t use the same scale to talk about their ages. They’re only 3.5 years apart in age, but phrasing it this way makes it feel like a lot more.

  • @ExtraMedicated
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    661 year ago

    Did he actually say the words “cognitively impaired”? That seems like a lot of syllables.

    • Hyperreality
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      401 year ago

      I have been reliably informed he ‘knows words’ and has ‘the best words’.

  • @xkforce
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    431 year ago

    Yeah someone is cognitively impaired alright but it isnt Biden.

    • @scrawny_clown_snatch
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      191 year ago

      Lets be real, Biden is showing signs of decline as well, I mean the man is in his 80s. I’d be surprised if he wasn’t. I think he’s doing better just by virtue of living an overall healthier lifestyle than trump.

      But the biggest difference is that biden doesn’t have to double down on every ridiculous, nonsensical, half thought that tumbles, unbidden, from his mouth because the only brain cells left are directly associated with self-aggrandizement and sexual assault.

    • @Illuminostro
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      91 year ago

      The King in Orange. who reigns in Maracosa, shall not be maligned. You have been warned, peasant.

    • Hyperreality
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      51 year ago

      To be fair, I think you’d have a hard time proving he’s declined significantly in the last few years. You can’t unflush a turd.

      • FuglyDuck
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        141 year ago

        Why…. Would you want to un-flush a turd?

        • @DeepThought42
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          41 year ago

          It’s been my experience that sometimes turds unflush themselves.

  • @Zehzin
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    381 year ago

    WW2 being about to start does explain all the nazis who still have teeth

  • @[email protected]
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    311 year ago

    The fact that Trump is old is no where near as serious as the fact that he’s a complete fucking idiot. The smartest thing that guy has ever done was marry Ivana, because she was probably the only person in that entire family who actually knew how to use her brain. And he couldn’t even manage that for more than about two minutes.

    • @Etterra
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      11 year ago

      He’s not an idiot entirely; he has skills - they’re just not intellectual. They are decaying with age though. Worse than his relative intelligence (I put it at no better than average) though, he’s a narcissist. Peak narcissist, in fact, and he’s bought into his own cult. He’s also desperately trying to stay ahead of the speeding train of consequences, and if he has to destroy what’s left of the country to do it, he absolutely will.

  • @[email protected]
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    201 year ago

    “We have a man who is totally corrupt and the worst president in the history of our country, who is cognitively impaired, in no condition to lead, and who is now in charge of dealing with Russia and possible nuclear war,” Trump said. “Just think of it. We would be in World War II very quickly if we’re going to be relying on this man.”

    Does…does he bomb Pear Harbor or something?

    • @Something_Complex
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      51 year ago

      Trump doesn’t know what any of those words mean. Doupt

  • FartsWithAnAccent
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    1 year ago

    I knew that son of a bitch could time travel…

    I’m onto you Joe! Get me one of those sports almanacs from the future and I’ll keep my mouth shut.

    • @mx_smith
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      41 year ago

      Trumps already got it, how do you think Biff became president.

      • FartsWithAnAccent
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        21 year ago

        Time travel hijinks that must be resolved by Joe Biden giving me an almanac from the future so that I can secure a financial future for my family?

  • Niello
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    121 year ago

    The irony of him being Putin’s discarded bitch is the cherry on top.

  • @anewbeginning
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    91 year ago

    If only he was a comedian. He’d be so good.

  • rynzcycle
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    61 year ago

    I mean, the US economy has never been stronger than the post-war era…

    Yeah ok, still probably not worth it.

    /Trump is a jackass

  • @Fedizen
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    21 year ago

    almost as juicy as the McConnel reboot