PSA FOR ANY THIRSTY M’FERS AROUND HERE: YOU NEED TO CRANK YOUR HYDRATION AT LEAST AS MUCH AS YOU CRANK YOUR HOG. HYDRATE OR DIEDRATE M’FERS!!!

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY WHISPERING BEDWETTERS IN HERE??!? THE PACK IS RILED AND LOUD AROOOOOOOOO!!!

Or do like I do and drink so much alcohol you wake up to piss while being dehydrated as fuck.

I don’t get drunk, I just drink the wrong stuff.

For me it’s drink too much and pee or drink too little and wake up to muscle cramp in my leg.

I DRINK WATER AS MY MAIN DRINK MANY CUPS A DAY AND I STILL WAKE UP DEHYDRATED EVERYDAY AROOOOOOIO

always hydrate

i get up at least twice a night and fall right back to sleep no issues

IM’B PISSIGN AGAIN

embrace the nightly tinkle session and start doing biphasic sleep: https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20220107-the-lost-medieval-habit-of-biphasic-sleep

I DO BOTH MFER, FIRST I WAKE UP TO PISS, THEN I WAKE UP DEHYDRATED AF AND DRINK WATER THAT I’M GONNA PISS OUT AGAIN IN AN HOUR, IT’S A NEVER ENDING SISYPHEAN CYCLE MFER AROOOOOO

Porque no los dos?

I don’t choose. It’s really up to the kidney stones.

Dehydrated is da way

Lol … classic alcoholism … just drink so much your brain literally stops functioning to the point where you just piss yourself all night long and wake up covered in urine on the floor … you are dehydrated on the inside but not on the outside.

Source … I’m a lifelong recovering alcoholic with 25 years soberiety

It also just begs the question … why drink a substance that gives you momentary pleasure for hours of misery and despair? And if you do it often enough, lifelong physical, psychological and social problems. Does anyone ever question if they have a problem or not?

Option C: Switch to weed and enjoy the ride risk free