May I interest you in some belly-up fish?

I did not reinsert the plastic insert upside down. It is asymmetric (flat bottom, pointier top) so they presumably print every piece like this.

Ah yes, I would like some more plastic in my microplastic filled goo.

Y’all talkin’ about microplastics as if there are little micro plastic animals in the soap pumps like they do with micro beads.

These are just animals printed on the back (sticky side) of the label on the back. I would definitely appreciate this more than trying to read the goddamn warped fine print through the soap!

I was just asking my SO what happened to the stupid cute soap bottles a few weeks ago. They made me happier to refill than the “just a brand” sticker ones.

Put the genie back into the lamp!

Mmm, microplastics!

I also like small figurines in bottles and jars filled with slimy goop

Penguins get washed with Dawn all the time, why leave the rest of the animal kingdom out

And make them from bioplastics.

That bottle seems to be too small to put an animal in

I just stopped buying liquid soap in favor of bar soap about a year ago. It lasts longer, cleans way better, uses no plastic and has almost 0 waste.