• @crypticthree
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    581 year ago

    They train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won’t allow them to write ‘fuck’ on their airplanes because it is obscene.

    • @TheJims
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      141 year ago

      The Horror… the horror

    • @[email protected]
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      121 year ago

      You always gotta maintain civility when murdering people, y’know? Because killing others is one thing, but being uncivil? We’re a civilized people, for God’s sake!

  • @JackDark
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    411 year ago

    I chuckled and continued scrolling, then had to scroll back up to verify if this was The Onion or not.

  • Flying Squid
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    221 year ago

    Investigating in order to give the pilot a high five for being awesome I assume.

  • @Saraphim
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    201 year ago

    I’m proud to be a Canadian today. This guy is a legend. Too bad he’s about to go through a bureaucratic nightmare.

  • @TheJims
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    1 year ago

    Lt. Shoresy of the GYBAT Squadron

  • @Chickenstalker
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    91 year ago

    Dick is a real and valid Anglo name derived from Richard. 69 might be referring to his father’s age etc.

    • @MajorHavoc
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      211 months ago

      Yep. And there were already 419 other pilots named Mary Jane.

  • @RickTofu
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    11 year ago

    Can somebody explain to me how this is misogynistic? It just seems like a distasteful joke…