• @[email protected]
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    481 year ago

    Using tough-boi slogans to get funding needed to prevent de-funding flavored milk to coerce literal children into helping fund their own education instead of just giving the children free food.

    Stop charging families for the garbage we sell in public school cafeteria and you can offer them all the free chocolate milk you want. I imagine these soulless assholes would vehemently argue against all spices, flavors, and overall nutrition if the cafeterias didn’t represent the “free market.”

  • @Arbiter
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    351 year ago

    Thank Christ someone is standing up for the choccy milk.

    • Drusas
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      271 year ago

      His constituents are the dairy lobby. That’s all he cares about.

      • @SoleInvictus
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        91 year ago

        His little speech about the alleged health benefits of milk is practically identical to dairy advertising.

  • @Gradually_Adjusting
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    201 year ago

    We need to go get a Lacadaemonian from history and bring them here so that they can die from the cringe of quoting μολὼν λαβέ in the context of a children’s beverage.

    Ideally they would die on the floor of the senate, like a demonstrative snowball.

  • WashedOver
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    131 year ago

    Feels like this is on the same level as those that allow sugar loaded ketchup to be considered a vegetable for school food programs. It’s quite shocking the differences between the US and European food programs, and what is classified as food…

  • @TheJims
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    1 year ago

    In middle school, girls took his milk money every day

  • ShaunaTheDead
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    51 year ago

    To be honest, chocolate milk is actually much healthier than juice. If juice is the only other option, then yeah, he’s right.

  • cicada
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    41 year ago

    It’s absurd that they would try to remove it. Chocolate milk with school lunch is one of the most important aspects of growing up.

  • @FireTower
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    41 year ago

    This seems like it’s just one of those laws that states pass as a means of educating child one a field trip on how the legislature works. The more common ones are things like declaring the official state cookie or reptile.

  • JackGreenEarth
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    31 year ago

    Because obviously there couldn’t be any more ethical way to ensure children get calcium than abusing cows in farms. /s

    • @SpaceNoodle
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      51 year ago

      Yeah, we should grind their bones for meal instead.

    • SuiXi3D
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      101 year ago

      Need, no, but our bodies have literally evolved to more easily get the nutrients we require from animals.

      We’re just animals ourselves. We can’t pretend we’re not omnivores. So I’ll be having my chicken salad with real chicken, thanks.

      • @TimeNaan
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        -11 year ago

        Not from other animals milk. That’s why so many people are lactose intolerant.

        • SuiXi3D
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          11 year ago

          You got me there, cuz you’re 100% correct on that.

    • @3laws
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      91 year ago

      You are technically correct (the best kind of correct), but just as IRL or Reddit, someone will point out literally the extremes of society, extremely rare allergies/genetic conditions or poorly based and outdated research about amino acids and proteins.

      But anyway, that’s besides the point this guy bending over to the cow milking industry.

    • @SpaceNoodle
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      -91 year ago

      Yeah, all carnivores should drop dead.