• @[email protected]
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    731 year ago

    This is horrible. I can still hear his teeth on the cement, and I haven’t watched that movie in decades.

  • @[email protected]
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    401 year ago

    So sad, and this is just one of many examples of rampant koopaphobia. We need to vote Peach out of office and elect Bowser to put an end to these hate crimes.

    #KoopaLivesMatter

    • @son_named_bort
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      201 year ago

      Why doesn’t Bowser, the larger of the two candidates, simply kidnap and marry Peach?

      • Exatron
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        51 year ago

        Because that would upset his boyfriend Luigi.

    • Sal
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      171 year ago

      I am pretty sure that a princess is not an elected position.

  • peopleproblems
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    181 year ago

    Man, what is Mario going to do? Shoot him?

    That’s always been my question about this method of torture/execution. You die painfully or If you survive, you are maimed pretty good, and life will suck.

    And it’s often done at gunpoint? Like give me the bullet dammit

    • gacorley
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      151 year ago

      I mean, maybe, but when you are in fear for your life, you may not be able to make that rational calculation.

    • HubertManne
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      11 year ago

      Yeah if they can know how to use it. This video is at the timepoint after he had shot the person several times at range (disturbing nsfw violence video) https://youtu.be/Id9pd8zfQcs?t=772 Now im scared as heaven to get shot…By someone incompetent!

  • Grammaton Cleric
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    161 year ago

    We’re so hung up on this notion that we have some obligation to help the struggling Koopa Troopa, you know. Cut him some slack until he can overcome these historical injustices. It’s crap. I mean, Christ, King Koopa freed the Troopas, like, what? 130 years ago. How long does it take to get your act together?

  • @thorbot
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    fake news, turtles dont have teeth