• @[email protected]
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    661 year ago

    That’s why I carry a pocket knife. I don’t stab people, but I have it in case someone else would like to.

    • @[email protected]
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      31 year ago

      We need more upstanding citizens like you in this world.

      It’s so embarrassing if you threaten someone at knife point, did the whole “your wallet or your life” spiel and then figure out that you actually don’t have your knife with you.

  • @Dagnet
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    641 year ago

    Gotta help your friends get their long awaited lung cancer

      • @LeafOnTheWind
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        201 year ago

        Smoking causes slow, lifelong issues that will actually lead them to be in and out of the hospital regularly before they die unfortunately…

        • @MindSkipperBro12
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          21 year ago

          If they get Stage 4 cancer then they wouldn’t be in the hospital for long

          • R0cket_M00se
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            71 year ago

            Well you don’t get stage four cancer, it’s not like you can develop “Ultra Instinct Cancer” or anything. You just let it go unnoticed and then when you find it it’s at S4.

            • @MindSkipperBro12
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              That’s what we need to hope for, which tends to happen since most people don’t like to go to the doctor to hear only “bad news.”

  • @[email protected]
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    191 year ago

    So a coworker at one point was selling this interesting odds and ends offered me a knife with a lighter on the other side. I did need a knife to open things but I had no real use for a lighter as I don’t smoke but I of course bought it anyway because it was cool. Had this little dial to adjust the size of the flame… Fast forward to later that night bending over with a 6 inch flame coming out of my pocket from the end sticking out.

  • HubertManne
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    I don’t smoke and don’t carry matches or a lighter but have long hair (male) and regularly get asked for a sig and I say I don’t smoke and I get this mean bullshit eye from these strangers.

  • @Ibex0
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    81 year ago

    I did this when I was single.

  • newIdentity
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    51 year ago

    Also it’s pretty useful as a bottle opener if there isn’t a corner or another bottle around.

  • spacesweedkid27
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    21 year ago

    I’m only having one for my intrusive thoughts.

  • Owl
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    11 year ago

    You are just eliminating the concurrence