Definitely enjoyed “Put Your Head on My Shoulders”, which was the valentine/ThunderCougerFalconbBird episode where Bender paired characters up on dates and Fry’s head was stuck on Amy’s shoulder.

Every other day, it’s food, food, food.

I think he’s about to make some kind of deal with the devil with you.

Stealing Le Grand Cigar with the burglars tools he bought at the store he robbed. I can remember if it was this one or a different episode, but the sight gag where he uses the crazy big diamond to cut the case and then throws the diamond away always made me laugh also.