• @Zehzin
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    272 years ago

    There’s no fine if you don’t get caught.

    • @BigPapaE
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      122 years ago

      The real life pro tip is in the comments

  • @danc4498
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    192 years ago

    I’m sure that’s on top of returning the $5k?

    • eu
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      142 years ago

      Nah, in Canada you just say sorry and that’s it

    • @LongSausageOP
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      32 years ago

      Say sorry and you won’t have to pay anything back

      • AerM
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        42 years ago

        sorry?

  • @kemsat
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    62 years ago

    So, I go to Canada, steal some stuff that is less than $5000 Canadian, then come back to the USA and sell the stolen stuff, for at most a $2000 Canadian fine?

    • Pseu
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      72 years ago

      They make you give back or pay for the stuff you stole, then pay up to $2,000 on top of that. And they can also send you to jail for up to 2 years.

      • aeternum
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        22 years ago

        if you did it more than once, I doubt you’d escape prison FWIW

  • Web_Rand
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    42 years ago

    According to Murphy’s Law, they give him a slap on the wrist, they give YOU life in prison.