‘You can’t arrest me no more; I’ve seen your private parts,’ the driver thought at the time

He said it made him think: “You can’t arrest me no more; I’ve seen your private parts.”

He said any respect he had for her work or the department disintegrated after he recognised her as an OnlyFans model. “I wouldn’t want her to be arresting me and I just saw you and your husband last night for $29.99 have sex on OnlyFans. I just can’t respect you or the precinct that you’re working at,” he continued.

  • @query
    64•1 year ago

    If that’s what makes you lose respect for police officers, you haven’t been paying attention.

  • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝OPMEnglish
    59•1 year ago

    “You can’t arrest me no more; I’ve seen your private parts.”

    I don’t think it’ll stand up in court.

  • @SlapnutsGTEnglish
    24•1 year ago

    This reads like an onion article lol

    • SokathHisEyesOpenEnglish
      8•1 year ago

      I checked to see if it was. IDK how the onion is surviving in this new bizarro timeline.

  • @[email protected]
    8•1 year ago

    This man is trying to roast the woman for something she’s clearly not ashamed of, while publicly outing himself for spending $30 on a single wank.