cross-posted from: https://feddit.uk/post/3045623

He said it made him think: “You can’t arrest me no more; I’ve seen your private parts.”

He said any respect he had for her work or the department disintegrated after he recognised her as an OnlyFans model. “I wouldn’t want her to be arresting me and I just saw you and your husband last night for $29.99 have sex on OnlyFans. I just can’t respect you or the precinct that you’re working at,” he continued.

    • @kn33
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      561 year ago

      Right? I don’t respect cops in general, but I still have a speeding ticket on my record.

  • @mrcleanup
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    1171 year ago

    Narrator: she could, in fact, arrest him.

  • @[email protected]
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    1021 year ago

    He can’t respect her because she’s a sex worker and not because she’s a cop? Man talk about being right for the wrong reasons

    • El Barto
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      1 year ago

      Why would you not respect a person because they’re a sex worker?

      Edit: I see it now.

      • Unaware7013
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        701 year ago

        I think the implication is that the cop shouldn’t be respected for being a cop, not because she’s a sex worker.

        • Kushan
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          171 year ago

          One way or another they’re going to fuck you

        • El Barto
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          31 year ago

          I got it now. Thanks.

        • El Barto
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          41 year ago

          Lol true! I see my mistake now.

      • @cricket97
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        -101 year ago

        because they likely don’t respect themselves.

    • @cricket97
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      -101 year ago

      there is nothing more pathetic than paying for pornography. or even being an avid consumer of it. one time a friend of mine told me to follow him on twitter and his entire feed was full of animated fetish porn. lost all respect I had for him. keep that shit to yourself.

  • EvilHaitianEatingYourCat
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    761 year ago

    Being on OF definitely doesn’t grand the right to pull over drivers! Being a cop however, does…

    • @FourzerotwoFAILS
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      241 year ago

      Just have to hit him back with the “I can’t respect you or anything you do because you pay $29.99 for porn when you can just get it for free. So your bail is now doubled as you clearly have more money than you need.”

  • @Arthur_Leywin
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    701 year ago

    Bro paid to watch her and says he can’t respect HER. Ok

  • Kalash
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    It’s a nice loophole, but following all your local cops’ OnlyFans can be expensive.

    Much better to just go after the OnlyFans of judges. They can’t sentence you if you’ve seen their private parts.

    • @[email protected]
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      151 year ago

      No no, they’ll just send you to another judge. Instead, you follow the president’s OnlyFans. He runs the government, so once you have the government can’t do anything to you.

      • @errer
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        151 year ago

        “Mr. Biden I have seen your butthole, you can’t touch me.”

  • Jo Miran
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    501 year ago

    How much Does he spend on OnlyFans to accidentally stumble upon a local cop from his area? Is he looking to Platinum OnlyFans?

  • @AeonFelis
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    461 year ago

    “I wouldn’t want her to be arresting me"

    Most people wouldn’t want anyone to arrest them. Arrest is done against the arrestee’s will. That’s kind of the point.

    • @[email protected]
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      71 year ago

      Exactly. Oh no, you can’t respect her? Luckily respect really isn’t necessary when it comes to arrests.

  • @Aggravationstation
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    Reminds me of those Sovereign citizen videos on Youtube. People are sitting in their cars feeling all high and mighty filming the cops saying they can’t arrest them for X or Y reason then the cops just bust their windows and pull them out whilst they’re still screaming their bullshit. I’m not the biggest fan of the police but I do find those videos satisfying.

    • @Adalast
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      121 year ago

      I have actually heard from several police officers from a variety of departments that when they e counter a Sovereign Citizen they tend to have a policy to drop the situation unless it is a felony offence because too many officers have been gunned down by them over traffic stops and such.

  • Chariotwheel
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    271 year ago

    I too don’t have any respect for people who have sex. I only respect asexuals.