Lindell confirmed in an interview with The Associated Press on Friday that he’s out of money and said he understands his lawyers are people who need to make a living.

Attorney Andrew Parker wrote in documents filed in federal court on Thursday that his firm and a second firm representing MyPillow in lawsuits by Smartmatic and Dominion Voting Systems can’t afford what it would cost to represent Lindell and MyPillow through the rest of the litigation. Continuing to defend him would put the firms “in serious financial risk,” he wrote.

It’s the latest in a string of legal and financial setbacks for Lindell, who propagates former President Donald Trump’s lies that the 2020 election was stolen from him, in part by rigged voting machine systems. Several big-box retailers, including Walmart, have discontinued his products.

  • @[email protected]
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    Bullshit. He’s not ‘out of money’…he’s ‘out of the money he’s willing to part with’. Big difference.

    They need to find his secret stashes of cash and make sure it goes to the people he owes.

    • clif
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      Check his pillows

      • @n3m37h
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        Removed by mod

      • @Gruntyfish
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        There’s always money in the pillow stand.

        • ZeroCool
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          It’s a Lumpy pillow Michael, how much could it possibly cost? $79.98?

      • FartsWithAnAccent
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        His pillows are shit, they’re fucking terrible.

          • @Zirconium
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            You would think governments would print more comfortable bills

            • @Daft_ish
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              It is the immigrants fault

              • girlfreddyOP
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                Everything is the immigrants’ fault … like they forced pillow dick to be stupid and the banks to raise interest rates. 🙄

    • @[email protected]
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      He’s not ‘out of money’…he’s ‘out of the money he’s willing to part with’.

      …or out of the money that hasn’t been offshored.

    • Pons_Aelius
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      This implies he was ever actually rich in the first place. For people like this it was a con from the start, built of lies and debt.

      • @BreadstickNinja
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        I dunno, I think he sold a heck of a lot of lumpy jesus pillows. If he didn’t decide to start lying about the election he probably would have lived a very comfortable life.

        • @[email protected]
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          Had Trump never gotten the stupid idea to run—which was what put him under the microscope—in the first place, everyone, from the top down, would have been fine and could have kept their respective grifts going well into the lich-esque ages they’d have inevitably reached because these scumbags live for-fucking-ever.

          Part of me is glad they’re being brought into the light like the cockroaches they are so they can [potentially] face justice, but another part of me thinks that whatever victory the American citizens gain in this will be a pyrrhic one (metaphorically), and we’d have been better off had we never heard of any of them from the outset.

          • @0110010001100010
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            This is what’s so hilarious to me, he’s his own worst enemy. It’s like with covid, if he had sat back and sold overpriced masks to the rubes while taking advice from those smarter than him he would have fucking SAILED into re-election. Same with the women he defamed (her name is eluding me at the moment). Almost immediately after the trial ended he did it again and she sued again. He just can’t shut the fuck up and keep his enormously inflated ego out of the mix.

            • @[email protected]
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              He’s basically Yogurt from Spaceballs in his craven self-promotion, so it’s utterly wild to me that he didn’t go for such an obvious grift merchandising opportunity; but I guess if any such opportunity could indirectly help anyone on his shit list—which comprises 99% of the American people—he’d rather miss out.

        • @charliespider
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          he probably would have lived a very comfortable life.

          Not if he was using one of his pillows

          • @BreadstickNinja
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            A recovering addict hopefully knows better than to go lie on his own supply.

        • @[email protected]
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          There is a difference between selling pillows and selling pillows profitably.
          Some people (morons) suck at business and can’t turn a profit with any amount of revenue.

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      Yeah. There’s a big difference between “you can’t prove I have any money” and “I’m living in my car”.

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      He’s not that rich. He was worth like $40 million at his height, he’s being sued by dominion for $1.2 billion, and I think there’s a second similiar lawsuit in the works. He’s fucked.

      • @Selmafudd
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        Lol imagine getting sued for 1.2 billion… like fuck, my great great great grandchildren still wouldn’t have that paid off

        • @[email protected]
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          That one lawsuit is like 4x the value of his company, if you’ve been itching to get a mypillow better hurry while they’re still available

    • andrew
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      My money’s on an incoming fundraiser or emergency batch of pillows for extra money to support “the cause.”

    • @ForgetReddit
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      It’s such a bummer this is true. This fucking country

  • @xkforce
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    Just pull yourself up by your bootstraps. Easy.

    • @AbidanYre
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      To be fair, he did manage to build himself up from rock bottom.

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          Wrong rich idiot. This one was a crack addict.

  • 👁️👄👁️
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    Why do the rich have a very different definition of “out of money”? To us pesents, out of money means being homeless on the streets and going off of food stamps. A fate I wish he ended up in, and what he should end up in.

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    I won’t believe it until the Audi he’s driving in the photo is replaced with a Ford Tempo that he’s borrowing from his roommate at the flophouse he has to live in, scraping by by selling junk through an MLM scheme because that’s what’s most apropos for him, the boot-licking Paul Bearer-ass-looking motherfucker

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      Stop, I can only get so aroused!

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    A year from now there will be an article about how he and Giuliani sucking each other off in a Dennys parking lot after both have lost everything.

    • 👁️👄👁️
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      Them being “out of money” is really “nah I feel like just not paying”. They have different rules for them. They still have millions in the bank. Must be hard with only that much.

      • @Madison420
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        Bingo. They’re broke minus material holdings in gross excess of the general public and all the assets they’ve hidden.

  • Ech
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    “Oh no! I’m out of money! Guess you’ll have to stop suing me” *shrug*

  • @Son_of_dad
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    The definition of “cancel culture” has been spread so thin by conservatives that this guy thinks that throwing away all his money into a volcano of easily proven lies is “getting cancelled”

  • @ChonkyOwlbear
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    I’m out of money says the guy wearing a $5000 suit and a gold ring while driving an Audi.

  • @boatsnhos931
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    Tickle my pickle and I’ll give ya a nickel… just ask uncle Donny for some paper