“Go ahead, son. Tell me what you did.”

“I’m 68 years old, and my wife died some years ago. Recently, I got a girlfriend, and she’s only 23.”

“I see… She is young, but definitely an adult.”

“Father, I’m not done. She is quite… Active. We haven’t even entertained the idea of marriage, but we have been having wild sex nearly every day.”

“Ah. Sex out of wedlock is historically an issue, but our church-”

“Father, I’m not done. I went to her apartment to surprise her, but she wasn’t home so I spent a little time with her roommate. She’s only 22, and just as beautiful as my girlfriend. One thing led to another, and…”

“Ah, yes, adultery. Definitely a sin.”

“Father, I’m not done. While we were busy, my girlfriend came home and caught us. I feared she would be furious, but instead, she joined us.”

“…Are you done?”

“Yes.”

“Alright. Adultery is a sin, even if she approved of it, so in order to repent, you must-”

“Oh, no, I’m Jewish. I’m not here to repent.”

“Then why did you tell me all that?”

“I’m 68 and had a threesome with two twenty somethings! I’m telling everyone!”