• @rtxnEnglish
    21•1 year ago

    The alien anti-horny device is worthless against the degeneracy of the average Gamer.

  • @[email protected]English
    19•1 year ago

    The real question is why don’t all the other Half-Life mods not have fully modeled cervixes?

    • Cosmonaut_CollinEnglish
      10•1 year ago

      The real question is why don’t all Half Life characters have a fully modeled cervix?

      • ThrowawayEnglish
        7•1 year ago

        Because the sheer majesty of Barneys Cervix would blind us all.

        Also, the ant queen might awaken something new in people, and we DO NOT want that to awaken.

  • Ghost33313
    14•1 year ago

    I am amazed that everyone here seems to know about the cinematic mod. Here I was thinking it was obscure gamer knowledge. Maybe Lemmy just attracts mod aficionados.

    • ShadowEnglish
      11•1 year ago

      Context for those of us that don’t?

      • SSTFOPEnglish
        16•1 year ago

        Imagine a Half-Life 2 mod made by somebody who is very talented with the engine, but is also unrepentantly horny and has terrible aesthetic taste.

        This and this:

        should sum it up.

  • ThrowawayEnglish
    9•1 year ago

    Fucking cinematic mod. The real tragedy is they didn’t do anything with it. Its there, but you never see it ir hear anything about it.