She gave me a hug.

    • partial_accumen
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      91 year ago

      Or worse yet: the mailman, the pool cleaner guy, the plumber that fixed that sink leak last year, the butcher, her car mechanic, each member of the landscaping team, her tennis coach, the tennis coach’s crazy hot wife, and then starts making phone calls to the local penitentiary asking about availability of visiting hours.

  • Flying Squid
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    121 year ago

    I’d tell my wife this joke, but I’d be afraid she’d hug me.