• DessertStorms
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    1 year ago

    I covet these. 😍
    Probably couldn’t walk in them now with the state of my joints, but back in the day I would have rocked these (remove the random cherry and they’re even better).

    E: the more I think about it the more I want these, to wear when I use my wheelchair, to hide under a blanket and flash at anyone who gives me a hard time. Still don’t think my joints could take those angles even in a seated position, but I would absolutely love to see the looks on peoples’ faces 😂

    • @Everythingispenguins
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      111 year ago

      Okay now I am just imagining you in a wheel chair at the old folks home for goth strippers scaring the church youth groups who come to volunteer there.

      Please tell me this is actually true.

      • DessertStorms
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        91 year ago

        Lol, no, not quite… For starters, I’m several decades away from qualifying for an old folks home… 😂😂

        But I can’t lie, if that’s how I end up, I wouldn’t be too disappointed lmfao 🤣

  • @[email protected]
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    51 year ago

    I’m not really into goth/metal/etc fashion, but I think this actually looks pretty awesome.

    I wonder if the mouth is taxidermied or something like an epoxy.

    • @Bel_Shamharoth
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      1 year ago

      More like Nana’s dentures, a hot glue gun, a pair of pliers, and a roadkill coyote.

  • kamenLady.
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    41 year ago

    Glorious. It even has a cherry on top.

  • @spittingimage
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    31 year ago

    Why do tall shoes not spread out wide at the base, for added stability?

    • @Treczoks
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      61 year ago

      Don’t interrupt female fashion by asking for logical explanations.

  • Throwaway
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    21 year ago

    If you can actually walk in that, thats pretty impressive

    • OurTragicUniverse
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      1 year ago

      The massive platform actually provides a lot of stability, making shoes like this easier to walk in than heels of any height without a platform.