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If you wish to have a pee
You must first solve his riddles three
WHAT! Is your name?
WHAT! Is your quest?
WHERE! Is my breakfast, Karen? I jumped on your bed an hour ago.
WHAT is the average air speed velocity of this glass flying off of your nightstand?
hurry up cat, I need take shit.
What…is you favorite color?
Blue…
No Aaahhhh
Oh no it’s the THICC-ler
Is it not so that thou art new? Thou fared well to find me. But cometh thee not for the grave of Sir Artorias? My advice true, forget this! The legend of Artorias art none but a fabrication. Traversing the dark? 'Tis but a fairy tale. Have thine own respect, go not yonder knocking for nothing, I say!