• teft
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      111 year ago

      Mission: Improbable just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

  • @xantoxis
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    91 year ago

    I like the idea that Tom Cruise himself is the reason that the missions are impossible. His very presence makes everything more difficult.

  • @moistclump
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    61 year ago

    Shouldn’t we estimate from time of adulthood of TC for missions to have remained possible? Otherwise we’re assuming baby Cruise was im-ing the possible missions.

    • @xantoxis
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      51 year ago

      The cursed child has entered the world. Henceforth, the missions shall be IM possible. Cast this baby out! Throw it to the wolves of scientology!