• @MajorHavoc
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    141 year ago

    “Data, can you run a self-diagnostic on your optic sensors and, if it checks out, check your logs from the last time you saw Mr Wallace.”

    “Accessing now. Sensors read intact inclusive of the last time I was in the presence of Mr Wallace.”

    “Thanks Data. Now, anaylze that sensor log and let me know if Mr Wallace looks like a bitch.”

    “Data, I could use your help again. Can you check your audio sensor logs for me. Did this MF say ‘what’ again, about 2 seconds ago?”

    “Of course, Geordi…My audio logs are intact, and I can confirm with certainty that he did say ‘what’, again.”

    • @[email protected]
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      31 year ago

      This sounds like a perfect use case for AI generation. Give it a few more years and pulp trek might become a thing.

    • eric
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      51 year ago

      All I thought was why is Michael Madsen in this?

  • HubertManne
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    61 year ago

    why is it geordia on top and whorf on the bottom? Does not seem to make sense.

    • roguetrick
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      121 year ago

      Listen, your fan theories about which character is the top and which character is the bottom don’t have a place in Risa. /s

      • HubertManne
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        61 year ago

        I would think risa would be the main place for the discussion. I mean remember when picard walked around risa with that raging horga’hn

    • @[email protected]
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      31 year ago

      There are 2 answers. Answer 1: remember that Worf episode where he’s moving through quantum realities? That. Answer 2: fuck you.

  • @Crackhappy
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    21 year ago

    Dear Lord that second one is cursed.