• @return2ozma
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    841 year ago

    Her: “Beth. My name is Beth.”

    Her to him: “I never give them my real name, it’s creepy.”

  • @RojoSanIchiban
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    1 year ago

    Her: “I’ll get us a table, can you order me a large pumpkin spice latte with a shot and double mocha* ? Thanks babe!”

    Him: Ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

    *I have no idea if this is a thing, I never go to starbucks

  • @PunnyName
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    171 year ago

    But he won’t be able to spell it.

  • @[email protected]
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    61 year ago

    As long as he hears it and he doesn’t have to take it from whatever the Starbucks guys wrote and understood, as sometimes they don’t quite get the name.

  • @phoneymouse
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    61 year ago

    She expects him to pay and will put her drink under his name. Plan fails.

  • @[email protected]
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    31 year ago

    “Henry is that you? It’s been awhile!”

    Oh! Hey you! How are you?

    “I’ve been good we should catch up sometime”

    Oh I don’t think I still have your number. Here write it down for me and put your name next to it so I don’t forget who it goes to